December 2011
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I'll be kissing my flask at midnight
Dec 31st
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For every one person who stopped being my friend...
three awesome individuals replaced them. Happy 2012. 
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“In spite of everything I loved you, and will go on loving you—on my knees, with...”
– Vladimir Nabokov, (Invitation to a Beheading)
Dec 31st
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Exhilaration is the Breeze
Exhilaration is the Breeze That lifts us from the Ground And leaves us in another place Whose statement is not found — Returns us not, but after time We soberly descend A little newer for the term Upon Enchanted Ground — Emily Dickinson   c.1868
Dec 31st
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“He’s my domestic partner for Amazon Prime purposes.”
–  Overheard at Black Hole Coffee, Houston 
Dec 31st
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Two high school friends got engaged this week
Photos of their engagement rings flooded my newsfeed. 
Dec 30th
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I need to start making music soon under the...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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All of these fashionable white boys in this coffee...
Or at least I do
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What should I name my new MacBook Pro?
Dec 28th
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Taking my new Macbook Pro on its very first...
#fast
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Christmas was going great until both my mom and I...
#merrychristmas 
Dec 26th
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My mom enjoyed the Stumptown coffee and pajama set...
Success!
Dec 26th
Merry Texmas
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CHRISTMAS TAMALES
Dec 24th
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Nothing says Christmas like a backed up septic...
Dec 23rd
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I must have had a lot of fun last night
I can’t find my phone or my bag of weed
Dec 22nd
Everything I Learned About Dialectical...
deoptimize: n/t That’s how I learn all important lessons 
Dec 22nd
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After seeing Anderson Cooper at my grad school bar...
I’m totally convinced the rumors are true
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Instead of doing anything productive today at work
I copied down Donald Barthelme’s reading list
Dec 14th
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HOU: Dec 20-Jan 9
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